蘋果Siri亂入白宮記者會

　　Technically Incorrect: Did someone have an advance edition of Apple's "always-on" Siri? For she suddenly spoke when no one expected her to.

　　White House press conferences often involve all the excitement of a snail trying to make out with a tortoise.

　　Anything that can break the monotony -- or at least add a touch of levity -- is surely welcome.

　　On Thursday someone without any press credentials made quite a few hardened journalists giggle.

　　A long-winded -- though no doubt fascinating -- question was being asked by a journalist. It was about whether the president was sad that Republicans weren't supporting his Iran deal.

　　Siri suddenly interjected: "Sorry, I'm not sure what you want me to change."

　　At least two journalists giggled. Which is a vast achievement, as the White House press corps takes itself terribly seriously. White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest also cracked a smile.

　　It's unclear, though, what question Siri was trying to answer. Was she practicing for her future role as president of this great nation and declaring that she, too, was in favor of the Iran deal?

　　Was she perhaps answering a typed question about Apple's latest event, in which new Apple Watch straps were unveiled?

　　We may never know.

　　How moving it might be one day if White House press conferences didn't feature a real human being attempting to offer half-truths, obfuscations and hastily prepared talking points to an assemblage of the boorish and biased.

　　How stunning it would be if an iPhone was placed on the podium and answered questions in Siri's pleasant, considered monotone.

　　I fancy this development is a matter of months away. I feel sure it must be high on the future President Trump's agenda.

　　科技的弊病：是否是有人有高等版Siri，能位於“隨時激活”狀況?由於，它應當閉嘴的時刻卻張嘴措辭了!

　　在白宮消息宣布會上，政客們素來都要相互容忍相互的長篇大論，口若懸河。

　　任何可以沖破單調 ——只要一下下——都異常受迎接。

　　在周四的記者宣布會上，一個沒有記者證的人竟做到了。

　　一段冗雜的發言以後，接著固然便是記者發問關鍵。題目是關於伊朗核協定，共和黨人不買賬，總統是否是很憂??

　　就在此時，Siri亂入到：“負疚，我不肯定你想要我轉變甚麽。”

　　最少有兩名記者咯咯地笑出了聲。這是一個異常不易的造詣啊，由於白宮記者團須要異常嚴正。就連一貫一本正經的白宮消息秘書厄內斯特也不由得笑了。

　　今朝還不清晰Siri試圖答復的是甚麽題目。她難道是在為成為這個國度的總統做演習，並註解她對伊朗題目的立場?

　　大概她是在答復蘋果公司最新大事的模板題目，好比說新蘋果腕表的表帶要面世啦?

　　這咱們就不得悉了。

　　假如有一天，白宮消息宣布會再也不大費周章，為那些措辭半真半假，混雜長短，發言要點也是急忙預備的政客們鼎力大舉宣傳，聽眾也再也不是一群粗野、全是成見的政治家，這很多讓人激動啊!

　　假如有一天， iPhone被放在講台上，用它輕松愉悅、永久一個腔調的方法答復題目，這很多使人贊嘆啊!

　　我如許想已好幾個月了。我敢確定這必定會被將來總統特朗普(將競選2016年美國總統)提上議程。