裸男入室盜竊 吻醒男主人

　　Naked suspect wakes sleeping man with kiss, finds out he has a gun. You DO NOT kiss a sleeping man who has a weapon.

　　一須眉入室偷盜，脫光衣服鉆進被窩將男主人吻醒，卻發明對方有槍。以是，誰讓你去吻一個正在睡覺的漢子啦!癥結是人家另有槍啊!

　　Always be careful about who you get in bed with. An alleged knife-wielding burglar in Oregon learned this lesson the hard way when he took his clothes off, nuzzled his way into bed, and kissed a homeowner who happened to have a gun, police say.

　　永久要當心，你要鉆進的被窩裏有誰。在俄勒岡州，依據本地警方表現，一個涉嫌持刀的扒手狠狠地被上了一課。扒手脫光衣服，當心走到床沿，躺在男主人身旁還吻了他，成果，男主人恰好有槍

　　Richard Dean Defeudis, 32, broke into the northwest Portland home around 3:40 a.m., Thursday, according to The Oregonian. Police say that Defeudis searched the house for valuables before he decided to head for the bedroom. Authorities say that Defeudis took off his clothing and, while holding a knife, crawled into bed with the man and woman who live in the house. The man told police that he was roused from his slumber when Defeudis kissed him. Defeudis quickly put on his pants and fled the scene.

　　據俄勒岡警方說，扒手名叫理查德·迪恩·德夫迪斯，32歲，周四清晨3點40上下，突入波特蘭西北區一戶人家，德夫迪斯在屋子裏包羅了一遍珍貴物品後，決議摸進寢室。政府說，德夫迪斯脫光衣服，並且拿著一把刀，爬上這戶人家男女主人的床。這名須眉告知警方，當扒手吻他的時刻，他從睡夢中驚醒了過來。 扒手便趕快穿好褲子，逃離了現場。

　　"The victim woke up and the suspect was sitting on top of him holding a knife," Portland Police Sergeant Pete Simpson said in a written statement. "The victim pushed the suspect off of him as the victim retrieved his handgun and began giving the suspect commands to stop."

　　“受害人醒來時，犯法懷疑人正拿著一把刀坐在他身上”，波特蘭警方警長皮特·辛普森在一份書面記載中說。“男主人拿槍時趁勢把犯法懷疑人推開，呵叱犯法懷疑人連忙停滯犯法運動。”

　　Police said the man fired three shots, but missed on all attempts, NBC News reports. A short time later, authorities caught up with Defeudis at a vacant home where he was hiding.

　　警方表現，驚醒的男主人朝扒手啪啪啪連開三槍，但一槍都沒打中，NBC消息報導。不久後跑掉的犯法懷疑人在一間空房被警員拘捕。

　　The male victim, who was unhurt, was not expected to face charges in the incident. Defeudis was held on $310,000 bail in the Multnomah County Jail. He is facing charges of first and second-degree burglary, first-degree sex abuse and unlawful use of a weapon.

　　受害人並未受傷，估計不會面對這次不測事宜的控告。扒手德夫迪斯在摩特諾瑪縣牢獄取保候審，保釋金31萬美元，他將面對一級二級偷盜、一級性侵和不法應用兵器等控告。