不作死不會死 英國須眉碰瓷被判反社會
A serial time-waster has been banned from falling over anywhere in England and Wales, in one of the most bizarre ASBOs ever handed down by magistrates.
英國一位“持續害命犯”被制止在英格蘭及威爾士的任何處所跌倒，這是本地行政部分處置過的最詭異的“反社會行動”案。
Attention-seeking Andrew Davies was given the anti-social behaviour order after he took to lying in the road and feigning injuries - all to dupe passing motorists into calling him an ambulance。
英國須眉安德魯·戴維斯為了吸引"大眾,"留意，數次有意橫躺在馬路上，佯裝受傷，願望途經的車輛駕駛員給他叫叫救護車。成果他被判處了反社會行動罪。The 51-year-old drunk faces being hauled back before the courts if he is caught lying on the ground anywhere in England or Wales to attract attention。
這名須眉現年51歲，終年酗酒，假如他再在英格蘭或威爾士任何處所橫躺馬路以吸引留意，就大概被拉回法庭受審。
A court heard how the notorious trouble-maker began by pestering emergency services with prank calls。
據法院得悉材料，這是個遠近著名的搗鬼鬼。一開端，他幾回虛報緊迫情形，向救護構造乞助。
He later went to increasingly bizarre lengths to get his kicks as neighbours and ambulance crews became familiar with his antics and tried to ignore him。
接著，當鄰人們和救護構造懂得到他的無理行動，開端疏忽他的詭計，他就開端軟土深掘。
After being persuaded by police to give up his mobile phone, Davies decided to attract attention instead by wandering the streets near his home, then pretending to fall over and be injured in front of passers-by。
警方勸告他別再冒充緊迫情形乞助以後，戴維斯決議換一種方法吸引"大眾,"留意，他開端在本身所住的街區附最近回散步，然後當著過往行人的面偽裝跌倒受傷。
When his increasingly fed-up neighbours eventually ignored his amateur dramatics, he took to busy main roads nearby and would lie on the ground, pretending he had been hit by a car, until someone stopped to assist him。
鄰人們對他愈來愈不耐心，終究決議對他幾回再三上演的陰謀置之度外，因而他就轉移陣地到了忙碌的骨幹道上，他橫躺在路上，偽裝被車輛撞倒，直到過往車輛泊車並試圖救濟他。
"He has been offered support from numerous agencies and given many opportunities to change his behaviour. Davies' continual lack of engagement has ultimately resulted in this town wide ASBO."
“很多當局辦事機構都向他供給過支援，多次給他洗心革面的機遇。戴維斯屢教不改，終極受隨處罰，被判處在天下規模內處以反社會行動罪相幹處分。”
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